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Doctor : boliye kaise aana hua? Raju : Doctor, liver me bahut dard ho raha hai. Doctor : sharab peete ho?

Ladki : Tumhara mobile bahut  badiya hai. Kitne ka hai ye? Ladka : Race me jeeta hai.

Dad : Kuch Padh Liya Kar Din Bhar Phone Me Laga Rehta Hai Son : Padh Hi To Raha Hoon

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